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11.06.2025 06:30

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
So they tried
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors