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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 06:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Loons and Moons

No go.

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

So they tried

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?