Logo

What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:38

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is Replika conscious?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Roundup: All The Xbox Reveals From Summer Game Fest 2025 - Pure Xbox

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Watch toddler’s joyful scream when beloved uncle surprises him during hide-and-seek - USA Today

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Astronauts Reveal The Shocking Beauty of Lightning From Space - ScienceAlert

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

By Adding This Free Carry Bag to Your Cart, The Anker Solix Power Station Drops 50% in Price on Amazon - Gizmodo

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Nasa delays next flight of Boeing’s alternative to SpaceX Dragon - The Edge Malaysia

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.